{S'MASHIN'|SMASHIN'|KNOCKIN' STASHPATRICK!|

Alright lads and lasses, giddy-up to celebrate S'mashin' Stashpatrick! We're talkin' loads of green beer, a right good boogie, and maybe even a wee bit of shenanigans. Remember to wear your finest garb and raise a pint. It's gonna be a top-notch celebration! Ways to celebrate: Attend a festival Tell jokes| Penelope's Treasure Trove Welcome